Badger Benson

Posts Tagged ‘Oil Spill’

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 48: Turns to intimidation. Calls the leak racist.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 30: Hears about theories to "bomb the hole". Unfortunately Bill Ayers no longer has his bomb making materials.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: Met with Duke basketball team. For a moment considers suggestion to lob basketballs into hole.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 17: President is overheard on the phone, "No Nancy, your giant gavel isn’t big enough to plug the hole."

Leak on the leak, from my source at the White House, Day 43: Robert Gibbs sports an LSU football jersey during a press conference to appease the spill. Unfortunately the hole is a ‘Bama fan. The White House mistakenly thought that meant "Obama fan" instead of Crimson Tide. Gibbs blames bad intel on previous administration.