Badger Benson

Posts Tagged ‘Obama Administration’

Leak on the leak, from my source at the White House, Day 43: Robert Gibbs sports an LSU football jersey during a press conference to appease the spill. Unfortunately the hole is a ‘Bama fan. The White House mistakenly thought that meant "Obama fan" instead of Crimson Tide. Gibbs blames bad intel on previous administration.

Bill Clinton’s efforts to persuade the hole to change jobs are unsuccessful. Talks break down when the hole refuses to relocate to Glenn Beck’s home in Connecticut.

Bill Clinton is dispatched to plug the hole. Details are sketchy. We’re told to use our imagination.

Breaking News!

Today the administration announced they have added 32 jobs to their most recent numbers. They credit the president’s 32 golf outings so far in his presidency of employing a caddy each time he’s hit the links.

No official word on how well the president tips. But we can assume that he gives $10 to the caddy at the start of a round, then takes back $15 at the end of the round. The $5 difference is then given to a striking caddy at another course across town.