Posts Tagged ‘Obama Administration’
June 6th, 2010 | 
Author: Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: Met with Duke basketball team. For a moment considers suggestion to lob basketballs into hole.
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Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 17: President is overheard on the phone, "No Nancy, your giant gavel isn’t big enough to plug the hole."
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Leak on the leak, from my source at the White House, Day 43: Robert Gibbs sports an LSU football jersey during a press conference to appease the spill. Unfortunately the hole is a ‘Bama fan. The White House mistakenly thought that meant "Obama fan" instead of Crimson Tide. Gibbs blames bad intel on previous administration.
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Bill Clinton’s efforts to persuade the hole to change jobs are unsuccessful. Talks break down when the hole refuses to relocate to Glenn Beck’s home in Connecticut.
Bill Clinton is dispatched to plug the hole. Details are sketchy. We’re told to use our imagination.
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- New York Giants Win Super Bowl XLVI(The Blaze/AP) The New York Giants have defeated the New England Patriots 21-17, to win Super Bowl XLVI. Eli Manning and the Giants have done it again, going 2-0 against Tom Brady and the Patriots in the big game, beating New England once again as they did four years ago in Super Bowl XLII. This was the first Super Bowl with two starting quarterbacks who pre […]
- M.I.A. Obscene Hand Gesture Caught on Tape During Super Bowl Halftime ShowAfter Janet Jackson's 2004 'Wardrobe malfunction,' the NFL drew the ire of the FCC and Americans disgusted by the show's disregard for the broad audience of the Super Bowl, including families and other viewers who would find Jackson and Timberlake's behavior inappropriate. The NFL publicly denounced the show's climax and produce […]
- Michigan Senate Candidate Criticized for Racially Insensitive Super Bowl Ad(AP)The portrayal of a young Asian woman speaking broken English in a Super Bowl ad being run by U.S. Senate candidate Pete Hoekstra against Michigan incumbent Debbie Stabenow is bringing charges of racial insensitivity. GOP consultant Nick De Leeuw flat-out scolded the Holland Republican for the ad. "Stabenow has got to go. But shame on Pete Hoekstra f […]
- Fareed Zakaria Defends Romney on ‘Very Poor’ Comment: ‘The Guy Can’t Get a Break’Many have commented that Mitt Romney's strength as a candidate for president is not his performance in sit-down interviews. This inability was on display during his interview with CNN's Soledad O'Brien last week. Romney has received much criticism for saying in the interview that he was "not concerned about the very poor." Those six […]
- Insurgency in America? Upcoming GBTV Report on Mexico Border Will Show Horrific Violence and InstabilityYou know the border is a place where drugs and illegal immigrants transit every day. But you have no idea how bad things really are. If you watch the Glenn Beck Show on GBTV this Tuesday at 5PM, you will learn just how frightening-- and immediate-- the threats coming across the U.S.-Mexico border really are. Of course, the mainstream media refuses to tell yo […]
- Obama Discusses Foreign Policy and Economy During Pre-Super Bowl Interview: ‘I Deserve a Second Term, But We‘re Not Done’(AP) -- President Barack Obama said Sunday he does not think Israel has decided whether to attack Iran over its disputed nuclear program, a standoff that has the Middle East on edge. The president sought to assure allies and foes alike that the United States was working in lockstep with Israel to solve the crisis, "hopefully diplomatically." Obama […]
- ‘I Know That it Was All Worth It’: Fallen Marine Leaves Behind Moving Message of Hope[caption id="attachment_237010" align="aligncenter" width="538" caption="Sgt. William Stacey. Photo from KOMO-TV"][/caption] We often hear elected officials attempt to galvanize the American people by delivering messages of "hope" and "change," that critics on both sides of the aisle in turn dispa […]
- Michael Bloomberg: ‘You’d Think That if a Congresswoman Got Shot in the Head‘ it Would Change Congress’ Views on Gun Control[caption id="attachment_237003" align="alignright" width="338" caption="Meet the Press"][/caption] New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Sunday the shooting of former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords should have sparked a national dialogue about gun laws. Bloomberg, a political independent and longtime advocate fo […]
- Award-Winning Undersea Film-Maker Mike deGruy Dies in Helicopter Crash(AP) Award-winning American cinematographer Mike deGruy and Australian television writer-producer Andrew Wight have died in a helicopter crash in eastern Australia, their employer National Geographic said Sunday. Police said an Australian helicopter pilot and his American passenger died at the scene Saturday when they crashed soon after takeoff from an airst […]
- Family Lost in Oregon Forest for 6 Days Found Alive(AP) -- Three mushroom pickers took refuge in a hollowed out tree after getting lost in an Oregon forest, fighting wintry chills for six days and drinking water from streams until a helicopter pilot spotted them. Belinda and Daniel Conne, along with their 25-year-old son, Michael, managed to reach a clearing Saturday, where the searchers saw them several mil […]
