Badger Benson » Obama Administration http://www.badgerbenson.com Where "political hack" means scissors and paper! Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:46:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 48 http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-48/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-48/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:31:26 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-48/ Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 48: Turns to intimidation. Calls the leak racist.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-48/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Days 29 & 30 http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-days-29-30/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-days-29-30/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:17:23 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-days-29-30/ Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 29: Tells Rahm Emanuel to send a dead fish to BP CEO so they’ll get the picture. CEO Tony Hayward sends a dead oil covered fish back with a note, "I’m busy, why don’t you help?" On Day 30 a naked Rahm appears at BP headquarters poking fingers into executive’s chests. Relations between White House and BP now considered "awkward".

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-days-29-30/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 30: http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-30/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-30/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:41:53 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-30/ Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 30: Hears about theories to "bomb the hole". Unfortunately Bill Ayers no longer has his bomb making materials.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-30/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-26/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-26/#comments Sun, 06 Jun 2010 17:04:01 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-26/ Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: Met with Duke basketball team. For a moment considers suggestion to lob basketballs into hole.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-26/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 17: http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-17/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-17/#comments Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:39:55 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-17/ Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 17: President is overheard on the phone, "No Nancy, your giant gavel isn’t big enough to plug the hole."

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-17/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 43 http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-43/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-43/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:39:05 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-43/ Leak on the leak, from my source at the White House, Day 43: Robert Gibbs sports an LSU football jersey during a press conference to appease the spill. Unfortunately the hole is a ‘Bama fan. The White House mistakenly thought that meant "Obama fan" instead of Crimson Tide. Gibbs blames bad intel on previous administration.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-from-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-43/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, My Source at the White House, Day 41 http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-41/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-41/#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:22:27 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-41/ Bill Clinton’s efforts to persuade the hole to change jobs are unsuccessful. Talks break down when the hole refuses to relocate to Glenn Beck’s home in Connecticut.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-41/feed/ 0 Leak on the Leak, My Source at the White House, Day 40 http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-40/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-40/#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:19:30 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-40/ Bill Clinton is dispatched to plug the hole. Details are sketchy. We’re told to use our imagination.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/leak-on-the-leak-my-source-at-the-white-house-day-40/feed/ 0 Obama Administration Adds 32 Jobs http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/obama-administration-adds-32-jobs/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/obama-administration-adds-32-jobs/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:14:11 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/obama-administration-adds-32-jobs/ Breaking News!

Today the administration announced they have added 32 jobs to their most recent numbers. They credit the president’s 32 golf outings so far in his presidency of employing a caddy each time he’s hit the links.

No official word on how well the president tips. But we can assume that he gives $10 to the caddy at the start of a round, then takes back $15 at the end of the round. The $5 difference is then given to a striking caddy at another course across town.

]]> http://www.badgerbenson.com/badger-den/obama-administration-adds-32-jobs/feed/ 0 “It’s for the show” http://www.badgerbenson.com/political-hacks/its-for-the-show/ http://www.badgerbenson.com/political-hacks/its-for-the-show/#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:33:54 +0000 admin http://www.badgerbenson.com/?p=114 "It's for the show"

"It's for the show"

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