Badger Benson

Posts Tagged ‘Nobel Peace Prize’

Obama feeling inspired from his Nobel Peace Prize award has decided to spread the accomplishment! Now everyone will feel accomplished and important when recieving their much deserved award. The very first award goes to Obama himself!

Obama's New Preemptive Awards and Recognition Program

Jimmy Carter

Al Gore

Barack Obama

What a list! The Nobel Peace Prize now seems reserved for the losers of American politics. (Yes, I know Obama’s time is still early…don’t send me a message.)

Actually I have a slightly different take on this sham of an award. Obama has brought us peace and unity. Not BEFORE winning the prize, but AFTER winning it.

Americans, and the world alike are now united in a common joke, a widespread laughter, a world wide knee slapper! I can’t wait to hear SNL’s take on this tomorrow night. Obama has inadverntly actually accomplished something! And we all know that laughter is the best medicine. So let’s all yuck it up!

Keep the laughs comming, Obama, UN and other assorted world elitist thugs and snobs. If leadership doesn’t turn out for you…which it seems the hook isn’t far from the stage, maybe you can find a new stage at the local Funny Bone Comedy Club.