Posts Tagged ‘Jimmy Carter’
November 1st, 2010 | 
Author: Obama had a tough time picking out the perfect costume over the weekend.
We know how much he likes basketball.
Obama in Baywatch?
Is he from Kenya? All we know is that this man is fast!
What prompted this?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Obama!
Let’s talk energy policy! It’s Obama the Power Ranger. We gotta morph!
Ho Ho H-OOOObama! Obama Claus is giving out someone else’s money to all the good little progressives.
He loves to golf!
Looks like Bob Barker isn’t a fan!
But if you’re going to golf…do it with friends!
Heeeyyyy!!!
Oh no! Did we go there? Yes we did. Anyway, search no longer! The answer is real walking proof!
Some say Obama is the 2nd Jimmy Carter. They don’t know how right they are.
In the end Obama dressed up as a president for Halloween.
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Tags: Birth Certificate, Bob Barker, Fonzi, George W Bush, Halloween, Halloween Costumes, Happy Gilmore, Jimmy Carter, Kenya, Kenya Long Distance Runner, Larry Bird, Obama, Obama Halloween Costumes, Pamela Anderson, Power Rangers, President Bush, President Obama, Santa Claus, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teleprompter, Three Stooges, Tiger Woods | 
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Jimmy Carter
Al Gore
Barack Obama
What a list! The Nobel Peace Prize now seems reserved for the losers of American politics. (Yes, I know Obama’s time is still early…don’t send me a message.)
Actually I have a slightly different take on this sham of an award. Obama has brought us peace and unity. Not BEFORE winning the prize, but AFTER winning it.
Americans, and the world alike are now united in a common joke, a widespread laughter, a world wide knee slapper! I can’t wait to hear SNL’s take on this tomorrow night. Obama has inadverntly actually accomplished something! And we all know that laughter is the best medicine. So let’s all yuck it up!
Keep the laughs comming, Obama, UN and other assorted world elitist thugs and snobs. If leadership doesn’t turn out for you…which it seems the hook isn’t far from the stage, maybe you can find a new stage at the local Funny Bone Comedy Club.
Posted in Badger Den, Non-Sense |
Tags: Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Nobel Peace Prize, Obama, Obama Joke, SNL |
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