Posts Tagged ‘Gulf of Mexico Spill’

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 48: Turns to intimidation. Calls the leak racist.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 29: Tells Rahm Emanuel to send a dead fish to BP CEO so they’ll get the picture. CEO Tony Hayward sends a dead oil covered fish back with a note, "I’m busy, why don’t you help?" On Day 30 a naked Rahm appears at BP headquarters poking fingers into executive’s chests. Relations between White House and BP now considered "awkward".

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 30: Hears about theories to "bomb the hole". Unfortunately Bill Ayers no longer has his bomb making materials.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: Met with Duke basketball team. For a moment considers suggestion to lob basketballs into hole.

Certainly no one wants to see one drop of oil spilled or wasted, especially in a fragile environment. You would think this is the biggest calamity to ever occur. I’m not trying to trivialize what has happened, but when compared to other oil accidents the BP spill is actually pretty small.

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