Badger Benson

Posts Tagged ‘BP Oil Spill’

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 48: Turns to intimidation. Calls the leak racist.

Here’s a great example of AmeriCANS. These guys have a simple, innovative solution to clean up the spill. This has been around for at least a few weeks. You’ve likely already seen it. So why isn’t BP or the federal government deploying this solution?

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 29: Tells Rahm Emanuel to send a dead fish to BP CEO so they’ll get the picture. CEO Tony Hayward sends a dead oil covered fish back with a note, "I’m busy, why don’t you help?" On Day 30 a naked Rahm appears at BP headquarters poking fingers into executive’s chests. Relations between White House and BP now considered "awkward".

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 30: Hears about theories to "bomb the hole". Unfortunately Bill Ayers no longer has his bomb making materials.

Leak on the Leak, from my source at the White House, Day 26: Met with Duke basketball team. For a moment considers suggestion to lob basketballs into hole.