Archive for August, 2010
Which would you like to hear about for next week?
1. Riverboat Roarers
2. Pecos Bill
3. Melting Pot
The choice with the most votes will be featured in the American Folklore segment next week on the show.
Vote by commenting here, or sending an email to brandon@badgerbenson.com or voting on the Facebook page.
This week the 6th school in the United States to have Obama’s name on it opened it’s doors in Maryland. I have been given details that the 7th school is about to open and have received a copy of the school’s brochure sent to local parents.
Dear Parent,
We’ve opened the 7th school in the United States in honor of our current President Barack Obama. We welcome your child to join us on a journey of learning that will last a lifetime! At Obama Elementary your kids will receive a quality curriculum based on the latest and most cutting edge innovations in education.
Here’s a list of what your child will study:
Playground Organizing, Bully Appeasement, Lunch Redistribution, and Rules for Lil’ Rascals.
All students are given 5 hrs of recess and nap time every day to ensure your child doesn’t come home cranky!
After elementary school we hope that your child will remain in our district and attend Obama Junior and Senior High. Here your child will be able to take their learning to the next level preparing them for college and the world beyond. Here’s a list of our NEA award winning curriculum.
Ambiguous Religious Studies, Teleprompter 101 and Advanced Teleprompter Techniques,
Petulant Rhetoric, Green Studies, Principles of Social Justice, History Revision, Indoctrination,
How to Make Enemies and Influence the Weak Minded, Hope and Change Honor Series
Athletic children will enjoy opportunities to compete on the school golf and basketball teams! But don’t worry; if your child isn’t athletic everyone at Obama always ends up a winner!
The best part is that your children don’t need papers to enroll at Obama Elementary, Junior and Senior High. Take an active role in your child’s education today…by leaving the parenting to us!
Your children are the ones we have been waiting for!
Sincerely,
B. H. Obama Staff
Hey everyone! Well…I’m joining thousands of fellow patriots at the Restoring Honor Rally on 8/28 in DC! Thanks to some great family members and several other individuals for making this possible!
All week long I will be doing a special series from BlogTalkRadio on the subject of honor. If everything works out, we’ll be live from the bus on Friday afternoon!
Here’s all the show times. We’ll kick everything off tonight!
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/badger-benson
Monday 8/23 – 9:00 PM (15 mins)
Tuesday 8/24 – 2:00 PM (30 mins)
Wednesday 8/25 – 2:00 PM (30 mins)
Thursday 8/26 – 2:00 PM (60 mins)
Friday 8/27 – Aprox 1:30 PM (30-60 mins) LIVE FROM THE BUS!
Saturday 8/28 – Morning TBA – (15 mins) LIVE FROM DC DAY OF THE RALLY!
Sunday 8/29 – Morning TBA – (15 mins) Afterthoughts before leaving DC!
This week’s choices for the American Folklore segment are:
1. New France
2. Johnny Appleseed
3. Plains Indians
Vote for choice by commenting below, or email brandon@badgerbenson.com, or join the chatter on our Facebook page!

